LOL ... the good little Catholic gal Carrie Prejean .. suck that cock honey !!!

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This shit makes smile and laugh my ass off ...

she is such a "Wholesome Good Catholic" gal that had those fuckass old what fucks at the GOP Nazi rally last month walking around with constant wood ....

CARRIE ... HOW MUCH SEMEN CAN YOU SWALLOW HONEY?

LOL ... THIS IS FUCKIN GREAT!!!


Source: TMZ

Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement

Posted Nov 4th 2009 5:00PM by TMZ Staff

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video
of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/04/carrie-prejean-sex-tape-s... /

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Can't wait for this tape to surface

Love it: "promising solo career '''

Guessing she probably moans Sean Hannity's while jamming that dildo up her ass


Go get em Honey .... that "Family Values" gift just keeps on giving !!!

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$100 says "Mother Teresa" Prejean owns one of these "Pleasure Tools"



You can buy these here: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.ht...
Only $60 and they have a "glow in the dark" version too!

From the catalog:

Jackhammer Jesus Silicone Dildo
Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. 10" total length (7-1/4" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point (Jesus's knees). Do note that the shape of this dildo means it can't be used with a harness. Glow-in-the-dark white (a pearlescent white).

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and Trump and the boys paid for her fake tit job ....

LOL !!!!